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Superman: American Alien & an Apology to Max Landis

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A couple of years ago I wrote a bit of a rant (find it here) about screenwriter Max Landis' fan film about the Death and Return of Superman.  I stand by my more general points about internet snark & how tedious it is, but on reflection I think I took the film a little too seriously and was unfair to Landis.

I've been following Landis on Twitter and as a Superman fan it's difficult not to admire his genuine passion for the character. It all seems to come from a sincere and uncynical place.  He regularly offers fasciniating insights into Superman, and while I don't agree with all of his thoughts on the character they always make me think.  If you're Superman fan he's definitely worth a follow.

Landis has so far written two Superman stories, an Atomic Skull origin in Action Comics Annual #1 (2012) and a two part Superman/Joker story in Adventures of Superman #40-41. The former was intriguing, if brief,  but I didn't enjoy the latter quite so much. I felt it was more of an essay of Landis' own thoughts on the character than a proper story. But to be fair Landis himself admits in an interview publicising the story that his story is "more of a portrait than an actual issue."
"This was my first time ever officially writing a character that's very important to me, so I didn't want to just insert myself as an authority.  I wanted to play a little bit and see how it felt to put words in his mouth, to put him into action."
 In November this year Landis' new Superman mini series, American Alien will begin. It's described in the solicitation as "a 7-issue miniseries chronicling the life of Clark Kent and his development into the archetypal hero he will eventually become."

I'm really looking forward to this series, it sounds like a Superman story that we've genuinely never seen before. There's some amazing artists working on it (Jock, Francis Manapul, Jae Lee, Tommy Lee Edwards) and if the love for Superman that Landis' displays online is anything to go by, I think this series could be something pretty special.

So, I'm sorry Max Landis, I misjudged you.  Anyone who loves Superman, and thinks about Superman as much as you clearly do can't be that bad.







Casting a Female Doctor Who

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Confession time: I was dead against seeing a woman get the lead role in my all time favourite TV series ever, Doctor Who. I figured that, no matter how good an actor they got to play the part, a female Doctor would be missing that essential paternal/fraternal aspect to the character. They just wouldn't be the Doctor. Recently however I've realised how completely wrong I was, mainly because of Michelle Gomez. Her performance as Missy, a female incarnation of the Master, has been absolutely superb. She's managed to completely reinvent the role whilst simultaneously remaining, unmistakably, the Master. If it can be done with the Master then it can be done with the Doctor, so I'm on board. I want current Doctor Peter Capaldi to stay for years and years and years, but when he finally leaves I'm ready for a woman to play the Thirteenth Doctor!

Here's who I'd like to see play a female Doctor Who:

Suranne Jones



The most obvious choice on the list, mainly because she's already played the TARDIS in human form, in the Neil Gaiman penned The Doctor's Wife. Even if we put aside the fact that she's a talented actor with a wealth of experience in television, this episode alone should be enough to convince you of her suitability to play the Doctor. Despite only being on screen for one episode she's become one the most memorable Who characters ever. As good as the episode was it wouldn't have worked without a convincing and likeable performance from the human TARDIS around which the plot was centred. Jones delivered, she was charismatic, funny, alien and tragic. In short, the perfect Doctor.

Siwan Morris




For a start she's Welsh. Come on, Doctor Who has been filmed in Wales for ten years and we've never had a Welsh Doctor? We've had two Scousers, three Scots, and a whole bunch of Londeners. Let's get a Welsh person in the role! Welshness aside, she's a great actor. I first saw her being brilliant in former Who showrunner Russell T. Davies 's underrated comedy drama Mine All Mine. As well as being extremely talented she has magnificent eyes, that give her an otherworldly quality that would be perfect for the Doctor. She appeared recently in what might possibly be the worst episode of Doctor Who ever, In the Forest of the Night. She deserves to be the Doctor just because of how criminally underused she was in that episode.

Lesley Sharp




Sharp has played a huge variety of roles over the years and she would bring the kind of experience and acting chops that Eccleston and Capaldi brought to the role. One of her finest roles was actually alongside Eccleston, in Russell T. Davies' brilliant The Second Coming. She's also starred in Who before, in possibly one of the greatest ever episodes, Midnight. Based on her powerful performances in Midnight and The Second Coming I imagine Sharp could do well playing a Doctor who's a little bit scary but also quite grounded and human.

Kathy Burke




Burke is probably my top choice to play a female Doctor. While she is mainly known for her comedy roles she is extremely versatile and has won and been nominated for awards for her roles in dramas such as Nil By Mouth and Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. Like the best Doctors you could see her bringing a bit of her own personality and charisma to the role. I imagine her as a Troughtonesque Doctor, underestimated by her foes due to her unimposing appearance and genial nature, but with a sharp mind always working away beneath the surface. While she seems to have distanced herself from acting a bit over the past ten years or so and taken on more directing work, she still acts and is still brilliant at it. If the Doctor is going to be a woman I couldn't imagine anyone better. Can you imagine her opposite Michelle Gomez?


I'm not saying that these four are the only women who could play The Doctor, but if I was in charge, they're who I would be contacting first. What do you think? Who would make a great female Doctor?

Doctor Who: The Lost Prequel (1953)

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Ask a Doctor Who fan when the character of the Doctor first appeared and they'll tell you November 1963, in the very first episode of Doctor Who entitled An Unearthly Child. They'll tell you that the Doctor's race, The Time Lords, weren't named until 1969 in an adventure entitled The War Games, and his home planet of Gallifrey didn't get a namecheck until 1973's The Time Warrior. What many fans don't know however is that the Doctor and many other aspects of his myth, such as the TARDIS, the Time Lords, Gallifrey, and his archenemy, the Master, were established way back in 1953 in a lost and forgotten TV serial known as Genesis of the Doctor.



In the summer of 1953 the BBC scored big viewing figures and favourable reviews with their six part science fiction serial, The Quatermass Experiment. The success of Quatermass left the BBC brimming with confidence and eager for another hit. As a result they rushed another sci-fi script into production hoping to strike gold once again, this time during the Christmas period. The script was entitled Genesis of the Doctor. Willam Hartnell and Roger Delgado were cast as the two leads and Rudolph Cartier, fresh from completing Quatermass, was brought in to direct.

Genesis of the Doctor proved to be a disaster for the BBC. The ambition of the script exceeded the grasp of the BBC effects department. The difficulties in realising the serial's alien worlds were exacerbated by the fact that the serial was transmitted live every week. Soap operatics in space were considered too lowbrow for the critics who had championed Quatermass, and parents and teachers showered the BBC with complaints about the anti-authoritarian message of the serial. 

The BBC were so stung by the reaction to Genesis of the Doctor that it took another ten years for them to revive the concept. In 1963 Sydney Newman and Verity Lambert reworked the idea into an educational teatime drama for family audiences. William Hartnell agreed to step back into the role and the rest is history. It should be noted however, that despite the success of Doctor Who (as it came to be known) there was still a stigma attached to Genesis of the Doctor at the BBC. As a result the serial was never mentioned by anyone associated with Doctor Who, and it was several more years before the script for Genesis was mined for further ideas, such as The Master (Delgado agreed to reprise his role in 1971), Gallifrey, and the Time Lords.

Due to the extremely negative reaction of the British public to Genesis of the Doctor the master tapes were immediately destroyed. Only a poster, a photograph, and a few tele-snaps remain. Not one copy of the script has survived to this day and even the identity of the scriptwriter has been lost to time. Despite this a rough plot outline has been assembled from the memories of viewers and those involved in the production. 

Over six weekly half hour episodes, viewers saw the story of Theta Sigma and Koschei, two young men from an alien world. (Theta Sigma and Koschei are implied to be nicknames and their true names are never revealed). Gallifrey was their planet, home of the Time Lords, a race of beings sworn to observe and protect the order of time but never to interfere. Theta and Koschei were free spirits and yearned to break free of the repressive society of the Time Lords. They are convinced that their destiny awaits "out there in the stars." In episode one, The Dreamers, Theta and Koschei skip classes at the Time Lord Academy in order to wander the hillsides of Gallifrey and plan their escape. The episode ends with the pair stealing a time machine, or TARDIS in order to explore time and space. 



In episode two, The Runaways, Theta and Koschei arrive in the East End of Edwardian London where they are embroiled in a bare knuckle boxing tournament and meet a young girl named Violet Tyler. They both instantly fall in love with her and invite her to accompany them on their travels. Episode 3, The Bard sees the trio visit William Shakespeare. The two friends attempt to outdo each other, performing love sonnets for Violet while Shakespeare is seen slyly taking notes. 

Episode 4, The Alien World, sees them visit the planet Mondas, where the inhabitants have recently begun to "upgrade" their body parts with robotic replacements.  Episode 4 ends with Violet being seriously wounded, and episode 5, Edge of Doom takes place entirely in the TARDIS as Theta and Koschei argue and debate over the best way to save Violet's life. Koschei wants to keep travelling in the hope of finding somewhere to treat her wounds, whereas Theta believes the only way to save her life is to return to Gallifrey and sacrifice their freedom.



In episode six, The Doctor, Theta fights his old friend for control of the TARDIS and manages to return them to Gallifrey. He is able to save Violet's life, however the Time Lords capture them and return Violet to Earth with no memory of her journeys in the TARDIS. Koschei blames Theta for the loss of their freedom and for the fact that they will never see Violet again. He ends their friendship and vows revenge. Theta is shown returning to his studies and eventually settling down with a family. He has taken to wearing clothes in the style of Earth in the Edwardian era. It is implied that this is in honour of Violet. Saving Violet's life has had a profound effect on Theta and he has began to refer to himself as The Doctor. The serial ends with The Doctor telling his young granddaughter that their destiny awaits "out there in the stars."


Some old Cartoons by Me

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About 8-9 years ago I used to occasionally draw a comic strip and stick it on the internet. The art's not great, but I was looking through them recently and a few of them still made me chuckle so I thought I'd share them here. The humour is crude but lot of the jokes were based on stuff that happened to me when I was single, short-haired, and thin.














David Bowie and the Haunted Chateau

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A friend and I were discussing David Bowie recently and he informed me that the album Low was recorded in a French chateau that Bowie, Brian Eno, and Tony Visconti later claimed was haunted. This painted quite a picture in my mind. Bowie being informed by a video will left by a recently deceased relative that he must spend the night in a haunted house in order to secure his inheritance. Bowie and Eno tip-toeing through a cobwebbed room while the eyes of a portrait of an elderly man who looks just like Bowie follow them. Bowie and Eno being chased by a figure in a white sheet (or possibly a suit of armour), running back and forth and in and out of doors lining a corridor.

I decided to mock-up an image of how I think all this looked. I think it falls into the 'things-only-Paul-finds-funny' category but since it's nearly Halloween I thought I'd share it all the same.


Top Ten Best Marvel Characters

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Comics Should Be Good! have recently run a poll to find the Top 100 Marvel & DC Characters. Of course I voted. Like all superhero comic fans I'm insufferably arrogant and believe that I know better than every other fan, so I thought I'd present my own personal list.

This is the Marvel list.

10. She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters)


Walt Simonson

Where did Jen come in CSBG's list? #18

Who was #10 in CSBG's list? Cyclops

She-Hulk initially began as a rip-off her Incredible cousin, a female Hulk who changed into a savage brute whenever she lost her cool. After the demise of her own comic she joined the Avengers, where she was never really much more than 'third Avenger from the left'. It wasn't until writer/artist John Byrne had her join the Fantastic Four that she really came into her own. In the pages of FF and then her own relaunched series Byrne emphasised the one aspect of She-Hulk that really made her unique; unlike her cousin she likes being a Hulk and is able to use her power to be a force for good, and have a lot of fun. Shulkie remains one of the most unique characters in comics. In the past ten years writers Dan Slott and Charles Soule have played up her day job as a super-hero lawyer to great effect. Whether She-Hulk is extraditing Doctor Doom's son, questioning a ghost who's a witness to his own murder, or helping Spider-man to sue himself, her comics are always like nothing else on the shelves.

Javier Pulido


9. Spider-Man (Miles Morales)


Mike McKone

Where did Miles come in CSBG's list? #48

Who was #9 in CSBG's list? Iron Man (Tony Stark) 

In 2000 Marvel launched an updated version of Spider-Man called Ultimate Spider-Man, free from from the baggage and contradictions of years of continuity. Ultimate versions of the X-Men, Fantastic Four and The Avengers (The Ultimates) soon followed. Despite the success, influence and (mostly) top-notch quality of the Ultimate Universe, by 2011 it was looking a little bogged down by, funnily enough, the baggage and contradictions of years of continuity. The Ultimate Universe was a Universe without a purpose.

And then writer Brian Bendis had the brilliant idea of killing off Peter Parker and creating a brand new Ultimate Spider-Man

Miles is an instantly likeable character. Unlucky, filled with self-doubt, and always trying, sometimes unsuccessfully, to do the right thing. In other words, classic Spider-Man. At the same time Miles is completely different from Peter Parker in a lot of ways. Peter, despite his heroic nature has always had a selfish streak that has often proved to be his undoing. Miles is possibly more purely heroic than Peter, and watching him get underestimated by a series of villains and heroes, only to see them left gobsmacked by his nobility and skill is a joy.

Sara Pichelli 


8. J.Jonah Jameson


John Romita

Where did Jolly Jonah come in CSBG's list? Not in Top 50

Who was #8 in CSBG's list? Hulk (Bruce Banner) 

The best thing about J. Jonah Jameson (newspaper editor, Spidey's #1 detractor, and Peter Parker's boss) is that he's essentially an honourable, principled man who just happens to also be a massive arsehole. Over the years we've seen Jonah severely damage the credibility and the bank balance of the Daily Bugle with a crusade against Spider-Man that can only be described as petty. Jonah's vendetta has even seen him finance the creation of at least three super-villains; The Scorpion, The Fly, and the Spider-Slayer. His hatred of the "wall-crawling menace" stems not from a staunch belief in the dangers of vigilantism but from his own feelings of inadequacy and desire to pull the heroic Spidey down to his level. (This motive was established very early on in Spidey's history and was probably influenced by co-creator Steve Ditko's wacky Randian worldview.) And yet, Jonah is also shown to be a brilliant, incorruptible and fiercely honest newspaperman. He has often fought for civil rights and risked his life to expose corruption. He is a loving husband to his wife Marla (or at least he was until she was killed off), and despite his bluster he treats his employees like family members.

Funny, angry, honest, deceitful, greedy, generous, dangerous, heroic. J.Jonah Jameson is a complicated, multi-layered, and completely brilliant character.

Steve Ditko


7. Doctor Doom


Jack Kirby

Where did Doom come in CSBG's list?#5

Who was #7 in CSBG's list? Thor (Odinson)

Victor Von Doom is the perfect Super-Villain. He's a mad scientist, an evil sorcerer, and a ruthless dictator. He's horribly scarred but incredibly charismatic. He's motivated by a noble desire to rescue his mother from Hell, and by his small minded, petty resentment of the only man who's cleverer than him, Reed Richards. If you put every single great villain from history and legend into a blender you would end up with Doctor Doom. He's such a great character that he now has his very own plot device to absolve him from crappy stories. Whenever he appears in a story that's anything less than spectacular, writers have taken to explaining that the Doom who featured in the disappointing tale was merely a 'Doombot', a robot minion created in Doom's likeness.

When Stan Lee and Jack Kirby created him, they created the ultimate, archetypal bastard, and the world loves a bastard.

Esad Ribic


6. The Human Torch (Johnny Storm)



Where did Johnny come in CSBG's list? Not in Top 50

Who was #6 in CSBG's list? Magneto

All the fans who moaned about Michael B. Jordan's casting as Johnny Storm in the recent Fantastic Four movie made me laugh. They insisted that their objections weren't motivated by racism but by a desire to stay true to the source material. When Stan Lee and Jack Kirby originally created Johnny they depicted him as a hot-headed, white, teen heart-throb. So by the moaners' logic the only truly faithful casting would have been Justin Bieber. Fanboys should be careful what they wish for.

These days Johnny is much more than a teen heart-throb. He is narcissistic, fame obsessed, and desperate to avoid responsibility and cling to his youth. He has been mothered his whole life by his older sister and as a result is always looking for a woman in his life to make him feel complete. He falls in love at the drop of a hat and is known for his intense but short relationships. While he is still fairly young he's already been married and divorced once, although to be fair his wife turned out to be a Skrull who gave birth to an egg that turned into a tentacled monster that tried to kill him. Despite being created in 1961 this perpetual man-child is truly a 21st Century hero. And yet, despite his immaturity Johnny is a hero through and through. He has sacrificed his life at least twice to save the world (he got better), and has literally gone to Hell and back for his family. Johnny mirrors the worst aspects of 21st Century Western culture, but hopefully we can try to mirror his best aspects.

Dale Eaglesham

5. The Invisible Woman (Sue Richards)


John Byrne

Where did Sue come in CSBG's list? #39

Who was #5 in CSBG's list? Dr Doom

Initially Stan Lee and Jack Kirby depicted Sue Richards as a delicate, naive flower, forever overshadowed by the huge personalities of her team mates. Since the '80s Sue has been much, much more. Sue is the matriarch of the entire Marvel Universe. Pretty much every other character in the Marvel Universe loves her and respects her. Her husband Reed (and father to her two children) has the science-brains but she has the wisdom. Technically Reed's the leader of the Fantastic Four, but he's perpetually distracted and constantly one bad mood away from becoming a super villain. Sue is the real leader and has been for years. She does more to look after the team and hold them together than he's ever done. Sue is a lioness. She is loving and nurturing and will rip out your spine if you try and harm a member of her family.

Sue's not just defined by her family however. She is one of the most powerful Marvel characters and is capable of taking on all of the Avengers at once in battle.  She is an Agent of SHIELD, an Ambassador to a race of long lost Atlanteans, and has an evil personality called Malice living in her head. While she loves her husband she also has a bit of a 'will-they-won't-they' thing going on with Prince Namor the Sub-Mariner. Both Reed and Namor are punching above their weight if you ask me.

Dale Eaglesham

4. The Thing (Ben Grimm)


John Byrne

Where did Ben come in CSBG's list? #11

Who was #4 in CSBG's list? Daredevil

It's weird how a so-called monster, with a hair-trigger temper and a grumpy demeanour, can be the one character in the Marvel Universe who everybody is friends with, even most of the villains. Every character respects Captain America, and every character ends up teaming up with either Wolverine or Spider-Man at some point. But Ben is the guy that every character wants to hang out with, either to play poker or have a drink. Perhaps it's because of the fact that, despite his monstrous appearance, frequent mood swings, and love of "clobberin", he's actually one of the most sensitive characters in the Marvel Universe. Like his friend Johnny Storm he falls in love very easily and is fiercely loyal to his friends and family. He has chosen to turn down possible cures for his monstrousness on more than one occasion in order to save lives.

It's very telling that when the Marvel heroes went to war with each other over the issue of Superhuman Registration, each side was desperate to get Ben on their side. It was as if having Ben on board would legitimise their point of view. It's also very telling that Ben refused to join either side and buggered off to France instead. Ben is, more than any other character, the heart and soul of the Marvel Universe.

Brad Walker

3. Iron Man (Tony Stark)


Mark Bright

Where did Tony come in CSBG's list? #9

Who was #3 in CSBG's list? Wolverine

Tony Stark is one of the most real characters in the Marvel Universe. By that I don't mean realistic, he is after all a guy who flies around in a metal suit that fits in a briefcase. And I don't mean that he's a character that's easy to identify with. Well, he might be if you're a billionaire who's one of the cleverest men in the world, but for the rest of us he's a man with a lifestyle that we can only dream of. When I say that Stark is 'real' I mean that he is one of the most fully-developed characters in comics. He's a complete character with motives, and fears, and desires, and flaws, and hidden aspects to his personality. Stark is proud of his wealth and success, and simultaneously ashamed of his privilege. He's ruthless enough to use people to achieve his goals but compassionate enough to feel awful about it. He's desperate to be loved and yet willing to make himself the bad guy in order to serve the greater good. He's constantly looking towards the future and is occasionally horrified by what he sees, but is just arrogant enough to think he can steer us all on the right path. He embraces pleasure as only a man on borrowed time can. He is an alcoholic. There aren't many characters in comics as fully developed as Stark (maybe John Constantine). If Tony Stark were any more real I'd be typing this on a Stark Industries laptop.

Jack Kirby

2. Mr Fantastic (Reed Richards)


John Byrne

Where did Reed come in CSBG's list? #35

Who was #2 in CSBG's list? Captain America

Reed Richards is a hero, a born leader, a super-genius and the Marvel Universe's ultimate father figure. But these factors are only part of what makes him so appealing. In the fifty+ years since Stan Lee and Jack Kirby created the Fantastic Four it's been pretty well established that Reed is just one bad day away from going completely batshit insane. Reed is the cleverest person on the planet and he's just one hissy fit away from deciding that everyone on Earth doesn't really know what they're doing and he'd be better off just taking over. There is of course one thing that keeps Reed grounded and stops him from crushing us all like the intellectual cockroaches we are. His family. The rest of the FF. Whenever Reed starts losing it, his wife, his brother-in-law, his best friend, his two children and sometimes even his deadbeat, time-travelling dad all manage to keep him on the straight and narrow. A man who can fit whole Universes into his brain but can't survive without his wife, kids, and best friends. There's something really beautiful about that. 

Esad Ribic

1. The Amazing Spider-Man (Peter Parker)

John Romita

Where did Pete come in CSBG's list? #1

Who was #1 in CSBG's list? Spider-Man (Peter Parker)

One of the first Spider-Man stories I ever read as a child ended with Spidey collapsing in an exhausted heap on his bed following a particularly intense battle with Electro. Nursing his burnt hands he says to himself "If this is a victory... I'd hate to be defeated." Even as a kid I realised this was miles away from Superman or Batman, but I didn't realise quite how different it was. I remember asking my dad if he had the next issue, where I assumed Spidey would pick himself up, solve his problems and win a decisive victory. I didn't realise that there was no second part to this story, this was Peter Parker's life! Even when he won he didn't really win.

Many Spidey stories over the years have begun with Pete acting out of anger or spite, or deciding to put himself first, or not thinking about the consequences of his actions. For me that's the wonderful thing about Pete. He makes mistakes, big mistakes. His origin revolves around him making a mistake, one with tragic consequences. Pete's not a hero because he always does the right thing. He's a hero because he tries to do the right thing and when he fails he faces up to his mistakes and does his best to make things right. That's the key to Spider-Man's popularity. He's not perfect, he's as flawed as us. But he never lets that stop him from trying to do the right thing, and neither should we.

Salvador Larroca

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Is this the plot of the new Wonder Woman movie?

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This might sound crazy, but I think my friend and I accidentally predicted the plot of the Wonder Woman movie! In 2011 my pal Madeley and I came up with an alternate pitch for Wonder Woman's New 52 reboot, (purely for fanboy fun of course). The little bits of information we've been getting recently about the upcoming 2017 movie seem to strangely echo some of our predictions.

We "pitched" a Wonder Woman who's life spanned the 20th Century. In World War II she was a propaganda tool for the allies and a myth of the battlefield for the enemies.
Wounded, rambling, shell shocked Nazis describe a fearsome female warrior racing towards them on horseback, leading American soldiers up the beach, deflecting machine gun bullets with her bracelets and cutting down their fellow soldiers with her sword.
We said that Steve Trevor would be the man who introduces her to the US Government and gets her involved in the war.

Pictures taken of the filming of the upcoming movie have recently appeared on Heroic Hollywood. They seem to show that it's set during World War I. Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot), dressed in period costume, appears to be moving among the soldiers, as if she were with them. Steve Trevor (Chris Pine) is one of these soldiers.





Ok, we got the wrong war, but these pictures still points towards something pretty similar to our pitch. And the potential image of Wonder Woman on horseback, leading soldiers across No Man's Land is a compelling one.

We also suggested that by the present day Wonder Woman should have become a company director.
Diana is still combating evil, but this time as a corporate raider, taking over and gutting corrupt businesses and using their resources for good. She opens a string of women's shelters.
We've seen several pictures on EW.com and empireonline.com of Wonder Woman in next year's Batman V Superman. She is seen in a smart, white suit as well as in an evening gown, dancing with Bruce Wayne (Ben Affleck). While they do not necessarily prove anything these images certainly seem to fit with our "corporate raider" theory.



Finally my friend and I suggested that after a century of trying to find her place Wonder Woman should find a new role for herself in the modern world, as a superhero! Her appearance in Batman v Superman, as well as the eventual Justice League movie should allow her the opportunity to do just that.


I'm sure that any similarities between our "pitch" and the actual film will be coincidental, and of course they may end up being completely different. Either way I'll be going to see it. What do you think? Will our predictions be proved correct?

John Byrne: "Gerroff my land!"

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John Byrne is one of the greatest comic book artists of all time and one of my personal favourite comic creators. A groundbreaking collaboration on Uncanny X-Men with Chris Claremont and work on Fantastic Four and Superman that defined the characters for a generation are just a few of his accomplishments. He is a genius.

He is also a deeply unpleasant man who embodies everything that's wrong with comic fans. Or at least that's how he comes across online.

When Byrne isn't angrily lamenting the fact that superhero comics aren't exactly how they were when he was a child he's usually slagging off everybody in the comics industry who isn't Stan Lee or Jack Kirby, or bandying the N word around in a conversation about speech bubbles, or saying Hispanic and Latino women with blond hair look "like hookers", or comparing trans people with pedophiles. You get the picture. Byrne seems to live for disagreement and conflict. On one hilarious occasion he accidentally started an argument with himself!

He can usually be found on his online Forum, surrounded by fans who fall over themselves to agree with everything he says. Those who dare disagree with the great JB are swiftly given the boot and banned from the Forum.

Byrne is currently working on a Star Trek comic that he illustrates by cutting and pasting old photos together. It seems that he's so passionate about keeping the fictional characters he loves exactly how they were when he first encountered them that he can't bring himself to even draw them anymore, (at least not in any form other than private commissions). It's a shame since he's a truly excellent artist.

In Star Trek: New Visions #7 Byrne demonstrated a level of self-awareness that I wouldn't have credited him with and cast himself as a cranky old hermit, threatening those who strayed on to his land with a gun. Amusingly this panel featuring Byrne the hermit seems to go nicely with pretty much any JB quote you'd care to fit into his speech bubbles (or is it balloons?):





I recommend Byrne's Wiki-quote page for further insights into the mind of this fascinating, frustrating man.

I also recommend JohnByrneSays on Twitter. It's run by a brave individual who scours Byrne's Forum so you don't have to, and regularly shares Byrne's pearls of wisdom in tweet form. He also shares Byrne's amazing art on Tumblr, and is a thoroughly nice man, so give him a follow.

Of course you should also check out Byrne's work. His creator owned series, John Byrne's Next Men is fantastic. It explores the dark side of the super-hero and time travel genres whilst simultaneously celebrating everything that's fun about them. His early Uncanny X-Men work, his Fantastic Four run, and his work on Avengers West Coast and She-Hulk are pure superhero fun, and I've written before about how much I love his Superman work.

Check out his work, it's amazing, but it's probably best to give the man himself a wide berth.







I asked an economist if he'd vote for President Superman

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In Action Comics Annual #3 (1991) the time travelling super-hero known as Waverider takes a peek into Superman's future and witnesses the Man of Steel getting elected President in 2001. It turns out baby Kal-El was technically born on American soil as his Kryptonian Birthing Matrix opened up on Earth, and so he's perfectly entitled to run for President.

Waverider is investigating the possibility of Superman becoming the futuristic tyrant known as Monarch, and as a result the threat of him being corrupted by his new found political powers hangs over the story. Ultimately however Superman ends up being a pretty good President and leads the United States into a bright, hopeful future.


I was curious as to whether Superman's policies, as laid out in this story, would actually benefit the USA and the rest of the world in real life. Would Superman actually be a good President, or would he be just as crappy as all us lousy humans at deciding the world's fate?

And so I asked a respected economist!

John Phelan has a MSc in Economic History from the London School of Economics. He is a Fellow of The Cobden Centre and has written about economics and politics for The Wall Street Journal, The Wall Street Journal Europe, Standpoint, Economic Affairs, Conservative Home, London Student, City AM, Global Politics and openDemocracy.

He almost certainly has better things to do but nevertheless kindly allowed me to grill him on what effect a fictional alien would have on the US economy!

Me: John, while in office Superman begins to solve America's economic problems by salvaging US gold lost at sea. Aquaman helps him of course.

John: Why would finding a load of gold help? I'd need to know more, but if it's for monetary use, all you'd have would be inflation - look at the Spanish Empire.


The comic says that it's part of Superman's "all out war on the deficit". It also claims that adding the Gold to "the Nation's coffers" causes "the US trade deficit to drop". It says "the overall benefit to the economy will be slow but should be steady if the President continues to deliver." 

So the gold goes into 'reserves' and becomes part of the monetary base of the United States. Depending on what the bank(s) holding these reserves do, they either sit on it, in which case it has no effect at all, or they use as a base to expand credit, in which case you just get rising prices.

I don't see how it helps the deficit. The US could, I suppose, use it to pay its expenses and avoid some borrowing, but, again, that would just be inflationary.

As I say, the Spanish Empire grabbed America and all the gold therein. They thought they were sorted because they had lots of new money. But they didn't have lots of new stuff to spend it on so prices just went up - inflation. They sank back as a world power after that. That's a pretty exact example of just this happening.

The trade deficit is just the excess of the value of what you import over the value of what you export. It isn't actually a problem - would you be concerned if you were getting £300 of stuff in return for £200 of stuff?

Again, though, I fail to see how a bunch of new gold would help. You ship it abroad to cover the trade deficit? Might work for a couple of years, then what?

Superman says "we will of course be making such deposits gradually so as not to affect world markets."

Gradually? Supes has just announced the find to the whole planet! The gold price would crash in anticipation of the full amount coming on the market even if just a little bit actually was released.

Look to when Gordon Brown flogged Britain's gold for a pretty exact historical parallel.

President Superman launches orbiting solar power stations that "free us all from the economic tyrrany of fossil fuels". He "diverts petro-chemicals into the manufacturing of useful, long lived, recyclable products". He also shares the solar tech with "the developing nations of the world".

What were the resources which Supes puts into making these "orbiting solar power stations" doing before? Making cars? Beds? Jenga? The price of all those things will rise and less of them will be consumed. You might think this worthwhile, that's a positive rather than a normative question.


Do you think sharing his solar satellites with developing nations so they can, in Superman's words "grow and prosper without the awful squandering of their natural resources" would work?

Possibly, but it depends on what basis. If you give the same amount of power to someone in Ghana and someone in the US, the Ghanaian is going to have a load of excess power and the Yank is going to find their life grind to a halt.
 
President Superman is shown learning the language and Holy scriptures of other world leaders while negotiating with them. (The narrator of the story acknowledges that despite Superman's attempts at peaceful negotiation there is a threat implicit in the fact that he's so powerful.)

Best of luck to him.

Does Supes have powers that would enable him to learn a language quicker than an Earthling?

In the 1950s and '60s he had a super-memory, but by the '90s he was a little less powerful so I think it would take him the same time as us to learn them.

Well, economists often think in terms of constrained maximisation - you have a set amount of money and you have to allocate it between a set of different things so as to maximise your satisfaction (utility, in the jargon) derived from those different things. But we aren't just money constrained, we are time constrained as well. We have a fixed amount of time, a budget, to allocate between different activities so as to maximise our utility. Now, if Supes could learn another language in an instant, he might as well do so. But if he can't, if it takes time, then he has to spend time on that that he could be spending on something else - foiling Lex Luthor's plans, for example. If Lex Luthor, or some as dastardly, was up to something heinous, would it not be a more sensible allocation of Superman's time budget to foil that scheme and leave the translation to some spotty graduate with a BA in Arabic? Opportunity cost is, perhaps, the key thing there.


Superman also has a policy of global disarmament enforced by an army of superheroes!

How Nietzschean.

Yeah, that one's a bit scary.

That's why I liked Batman.


What did you think of that panel where Lex Luthor gets arrested after that guy with a wire records him plotting? Is that even legal?

Depends what he's plotting, Luthor is an evil chap. But it is all very creepy to a libertarian type like me. Every loon from Plato on has longed for a race of super beings to rule us base mortals. Trouble is, absent super beings, other base mortals end up trying to do it and you end up with some of the darkest episodes in human history.


Would you vote for Superman based on these policies? What party do you think he would belong to? 

He's obviously a Democrat of the Bernie Sanders stripe, or a sort of William Jennings Bryan Populist. Whether I'd vote for it would depend on who else was running, but it would take a hell of a lot for me to vote for this stuff.

The Best Stuff of 2015 (according to me)

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(Click here for The Best Stuff of 2014)

Best comic of 2015: 
Dan Jurgens & Lee Weeks'Superman: Lois & Clark



Only two issues in and I just love this book!

The New 52 has given us some brilliant Superman stories (as well as some stinkers). But this book, which features the pre-reboot versions of the titular characters, hearkens back to the days when the Super-books had the one thing the New 52 Superman has been lacking - consistency! Consistency of tone, characterisation, and quality. This book feels like it's come straight out of those days! Jurgens has really made me feel like I'm meeting two old friends again for the first time in years, and Weeks' art is beautiful. But that's not to say that Lois & Clark is just a big nostalgia wank-fest. The characters have moved forward since the '90s; not only are they trapped in a world they never made but they're raising a son too! They're currently trying to keep their heads down so as not to be mistaken for their New 52 counterparts while also trying to use their knowledge of their world's events to avert future threats before they happen. That's quite a clever, compelling status quo that will hopefully hook a few newer Superfans as well as 80s/90s kids like me. But, as I said, we're only two issues in. Will this series be able to maintain the consistency of the era that inspired it?

Runner Up:
Batman

There's no sign of the quality dipping on last year's entry in this slot. Scott Snyder & Greg Capullo may have put Jim Gordon in the Bat-Suit, but they're still managing to keep us immersed in a new Bat-Golden Age!

Most underrated comic of 2015:
Benjamin Percy and Patrick Zircher's Green Arrow



When the fantastic writer/artist team of Jeff Lemire and Andrea Sorrentino left Green Arrow it seemed that DC were going to let the book fade into mediocrity once again. Luckily Percy and Zircher soon came on board and gave us a mature, and unique take on Oliver Queen that's wonderful to look at and feels just like the legendary Mike Grell run of the '80s. The character of Oliver Queen has never been portrayed this young in a contemporary setting, and yet I recognise him. He seems just as Grell's middle-aged Oliver would seem if he had been a young man. The whole macabre, flirting-with-the-supernatural tone of the book feels exactly like a Vertigo book from the early days of Sandman, Hellblazer, Doom Patrol, & Books of Magic. And yet bizarrely, I hardly ever see anyone talking about this book, and there are even rumours that it's facing cancellation. If this is true it's a damn shame.

Best event of 2015: 
Jonathan Hickman & Esad Ribic's Secret Wars



This series has yet to finish as it's been plagued with delays, but it's worth the wait. I originally wasn't going to bother with it as I'd found Hickman's build up to this event in Avengers and New Avengers to be an admirable but complex and depressing experience. About half way through Secret Wars I realised that it was basically the "final"Fantastic Four story disguised as a Marvelwide event and so I quickly caught up and haven't regretted it. It's a testament to Hickman's writing that I feel I can follow his story quite easily without having read the years of build up and multiple tie ins. Also, Ribic's art is beautiful and fits the story perfectly. Sometimes it's murky and dreamlike, a style that's entirely appropriate for a planet of 'What-If's held together by the imagination of a madman. On other occasions it's full of cold, hard detail, like the now famous panel that depicts Dr Doom's scarred face for the first time ever. Late it may be, but Secret Wars is also the best Marvel event since Civil War.

Runner up:
Paul Cornell & Neil Edwards' Doctor Who: Four Doctors

After reading the first issue I dismissed this series as "a fan-wanky mess of bickering Doctors." I'm glad I gave it a second chance. Once the separate voices of the different Doctors start to emerge it's actually loads of fun.

Most disappointing comic of 2015: 
Superman - Truth



Like last year's entry for this slot, Superman- Doomed, this arc started off well. Extremely well in fact. Greg Pak and Aaron Kuder's Action Comics chapters in particular were full of wonderful moments, including Superman playing with the children of a Metropolis neighbourhood, before protecting that neighbourhood from police brutality in a spectacular fashion. Meanwhile, over in the main Superman title Gene Luen Yang gave us lots of focus on Lois and Jimmy, something that's been missing for a while. Like Doomed however Truth has pretty much said all it has to say and now seems to be repeating the same beats over and over, waiting for March when the story is set to conclude. There's only so many times you can see Superman punch a shadow demon, or seethe in frustration at his current predicament. Worse still, Superman's been possessed by shadow demons over in Action, leaving us with exactly the same tired old "must...fight....it" stuff we got sick of in Doomed. This story arc is actually a great idea, but like Doomed it needs to have been tightened up instead of dragged out. Having said that, Howard Porter has taken over art duties on Superman and he's phenomenally good, so it's not all bad.

Best Comic Book Film of 2015: 
Ant-Man



Both Ant Man and Avengers: Age of Ultron were two of the weaker entries in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but both were still lots of fun, and Ant Man in particular seemed a lot better on second viewing without the weight of expectation. Tragically Fantastic Four seems like it could have been better than both of them had it not been butchered by Fox.

Best non-comics related film of 2015: 
SPECTRE


Even if the rest of the film was rubbish, the opening scene alone would make this one of the best films of the year. Thankfully the rest of the film isn't rubbish. Far from it! This film combines the best aspects of Daniel Craig era Bond with the best aspects of "classic" Bond. It feels like Skyfall and You Only Live Twice have been spliced together by an expert to make a Bond fan's dream film. It was such a high-note for Craig to end on that I actually hope he doesn't come back for one more, despite the fact that he's absolutely perfect as Bond.

Runner Up:
The Martian

Such an amazing film! It blew me away. I love how the message of the film is essentially, the human race is awesome. Yeah, a lot of what we do is horrible but we do amazing things too.

Best TV show of 2015:
Doctor Who



I almost didn't put Doctor Who in this slot this year (see the Runners Up) but then I remembered two things:
1. DAVROS!!! He's my favourite Who villain and I had no idea he was coming back, it was a wonderful surprise. Davros' two-parter allowed Peter Capaldi and Julian Bleach to have an extended Doctor/Davros face off that really highlighted the strengths of the actors and the characters. Jenna Coleman's Clara and Michelle Gomez' Missy also made a very entertaining double act.
2. Heaven Sent. What an episode! Arguably the greatest actor to play the Doctor gets an episode all to himself, with a plot that builds up the momentum beautifully to an elegant and satisfying climax.

Runners Up: 
Daredevil and Jessica Jones

Arrow, The Flash, and Gotham may be soapy and fun, but Daredevil and Jessica Jones are the real thing. Proper grown up telly! The Breaking Bad of superhero shows. Both are brilliant in different ways. Daredevil has the most thrilling action scenes and the most cathartic climax, but Jessica Jones has the most powerful characters. David Tennant's Kilgrave is a particularly superb character. He embodies male entitlement, rape culture, and even depression itself, all in one horrific package.

Best things I discovered in 2015 that everybody else already knew about:
Tim Seeley, Tom King, and Mikel Janín's Grayson


Wow! The critics weren't lying about this were they?! Grayson is something quite special. I recommend it to anyone who likes spy stuff, superhero stuff, Batman/Nightwing stuff or just tightly written, superbly drawn comics with an engaging, likeable lead character.

Best things I did in 2015:

I met Colin Baker, Peter Purves and Nicola Bryant. I had a long chat with a brilliant comics artist, Lew Stringer, who drew me Suicidal Syd from Viz. I met three real life superheroes.  I got Margot Kidder's autograph. I went to a Morrissey concert and he was on top form. I sort of went viral with a Youtube video I made. Then I did it again. I argued with a comics creator on Twitter. It's been a pretty good year.

In 2016 I'm moving to Bristol and Batman V Superman is out, so if Western Civilization doesn't collapse it should be a great year.

What have been your geeky highlights and lowlights of 2015?

Merry Christmas Dudes!!

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Is Doctor Who still for kids?

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"Blah, blah, blah, blah!"

I was discussing Doctor Who (as I often do) with my sister today and she told me she hadn't enjoyed the past two series very much. My sister has always been a fan of the show since it's 2005 revival, albeit a casual "Saturday night telly" kind of fan rather than a scarf-wearing, DVD owning "moaning about it on the internet" kind of fan like myself. My sister remarked that my seven year old niece doesn't watch it much any more as "she doesn't understand it". I was about to launch into my well-rehearsed and spirited defense of the show when my niece actually chipped in to correct my sister.

"I do understand it, it's just boring. All they do is talk, and talk, and talk."

It wasn't the fact that she didn't like it any more that worried me. After all, kids go off stuff all the time. It was the reason she'd gone off it that worried me. "It's boring." Doctor Who should not be making kids bored! Now I'm not claiming that my niece is representative of all children in the UK. But it's hard to deny that the tone of the show has changed over the past few series. Is the show getting too 'talky'? Is Doctor Who in danger of losing what has always been the most important part of it's audience - kids?

Once upon a time, Russell T. Davies' era as head writer (2005-2010) was full of rousing speeches and emotional exchanges, but it was always balanced with a healthy dose of explosions, running, and visual humour. The Doctor's emotional farewell to Rose at the end of series 2 for example came only after a tense, climactic battle between the Daleks and the Cybermen which resulted in them all getting sucked into a big, inter-dimensional hole. The Doctor and The Master had many a character defining back and forth at the end of series 3, but it was all centred around a very visceral victory for The Doctor, as the prayers of the world transformed him from a wizened goblin into a shining, floating saviour. (Hey, I'm not saying it made sense, just that it was visually exciting.)

Compare those climaxes to the end of series 8 or 9. Series 8 finishes mainly with a lengthy conversation in a graveyard. The army of Cybermen don't actually do anything apart from explode in the sky and Missy is dispatched by a Cyberman who we're told is a character who is only significant to viewers familiar with the classic series. Series 9 ended with a long talk about feelings between Clara and The Doctor, followed by The Doctor losing his memory for vague reasons, followed by another talk about feelings between The Doctor and Clara, this time in a diner. It's not exactly the stuff kids dreams are made of is it. Of course, the RTD era was full of long talks about feelings too, but they were always balanced with action, and visual thrills, and I don't think that's still the case.

If you think that this criticism means that I hate current head writer Steven Moffat's era of Doctor Who you couldn't be more wrong. I have absolutely loved the past two series and Peter Capaldi has swiftly entered my list of top five favourite ever Doctors. I've found Series 9 to be particularly enjoyable, with The Doctor's impassioned anti-war speech in The Zygon Inversion and Peter Capaldi's solo performance in Heaven Sent among my favourite moments.

But I'm a 34 year old man and when it comes to Doctor Who my opinion should not be a priority!

Doctor Who is a family show, it always has been. It's not something for nerds like me to watch alone in our bedrooms and then bitch about on our blogs (much like I'm doing now). It's something for families, like my sister and her kids, to watch together. If you target the families then nerds like me will still watch it, but if you target nerds like me you lose the families. If you target families then the kids grow up and watch it with their kids, and the show endures, as it should!

The weird thing is, Steven Moffat knows all this! In one interview to promote the show's 50th Anniversary he remarked
"I love Doctor Who fans, and I am a Doctor Who fan, but the show is not targeted at them. And to be fair most of them say: 'For God's sake don't make it for us.' They want it to be successful. They don't want it to be a niche thing, because then it would die."
Why then would the man who said this fill his episodes with emotionally charged, character driven speeches that are perfect for fans who want actors to reenact them at conventions but not so great for retaining the attention of your average 7-8 year old? Again, I'm not saying that these speeches shouldn't be there, but for god's sake, let's have an explosion and some running straight after it.

I must emphasise that I'm not one of these critics who say that kids can't follow Steven Moffat's labyrinthine plots. As Moffat has rightly said "We're dealing with children who can read long, complicated books while tweeting and playing computer games all at the same time. You've got to be ahead of them." So I'm definitely not saying that the show should dumb down, or that kids only like explosions. I'm just saying that for the past couple of series, Doctor Who has put exposition and emotional character moments above action and it means that the show may be in danger of losing it's younger audience.

An impassioned speech about the horrors of war is great, but it's not going to resonate with a child in the same way as it is with an adult. Is it possible to make it the centrepiece of an entire episode and retain the interest of your younger audiences? I'm not so sure it is. Why can't we have the best of both worlds? Something emotionally resonant for the older fans to immortalise in gif and meme form AND something for the younger fans to reenact in the playground. Russell T. Davies managed it for four series and a bunch of specials. With episodes such as The Eleventh Hour, and Day of the Doctor, Moffat has managed it too, and I'd love to see him keep on doing it.

I've really loved series 8 & 9, but the moment Doctor Who becomes all about people like me is, as Moffat has said, the moment it dies. With the BBC insisting on scheduling the show at later, less appropriate times it's more important than ever that Doctor Who keeps the kids. Doctor Who must endure and it will only do so by attracting the whole family, not just the uncles.

David Bowie Memories

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(I resisted the temptation to name this blog post "Stardust Memories".)

David Bowie has passed away. Here are some of the ways he's popped up in my life.

  • When I was about 9 or 10 my dad made my youngest sister a tape of some songs from his record collection. Me and her used to listen to it together. The tape had Laughing Gnome and Love You Til Tuesday on it. I had never seen a picture of Bowie and based on those songs I pictured him as an aging crooner in a tuxedo.
  • After listening to Nirvana: Unplugged in New York I dug out my dad's vinyl of The Man Who Sold the World. By the end of Width of a Circle I was completely hooked. I dug out my dad's other Bowie records and made tape after tape of my favourite songs from each album.
  • In 1995 Bowie co-presented Mark Radcliffe's Radio One Show to promote Outside. They played Heart's Filthy Lesson and it soon got added to one of my Bowie compilation tapes. Radcliffe also played Pulp's Sorted for E's & Wizz because he thought Jarvis Cocker sounded like Bowie. Bowie said "It's in the genes, Mark" which made no sense. Radcliffe opened the show with Iggy Pop's Lust for Life. It was the first time I'd ever heard it and it blew me away (Trainspotting wouldn't be out for another year). 
  • I listened to Heroes for the first time over my Gran's house. Beauty and the Beast and Joe the Lion make me think of staying over my Gran's.
  • I used to listen to Bowie: the Singles Collection while playing on the Sega Mega Drive with my sisters. Bowie's rubbish cover of Alabama Song makes me think of playing The Lion King.
  • When I was 15-17 a group of us used to hang around a friend's house most Saturdays and drink cider and alcopops (it was mainly me on the alcopops). We would listen to The Man Who Sold the WorldHunky Dory, and Ziggy Stardust a lot. We had the CD versions that had songs like Holy HolyBombers, and Velvet Goldmine as bonus tracks. Those songs still make me think of my mate's living room in Trethomas and the smell of Strongbow.
  • During my first year of Uni Bowie released Hours. I would listen to it while hiding in my room and thinking of all the fun, crazy, drug and sex fuelled antics I probably should have been participating in. Years later me and my friend Tony would sing songs from that album to each other in work, usually in a comedy Bowie voice. Tony and I would also try to sneak the names of Bowie songs into our live science shows. Tony was the undisputed master of this, managing to describe the sparks from a Van Der Graaf Generator as looking like "two trains going from Station to Station."
  • I owe most of the friendships I made in Uni to bonding with people over Labyrinth.
  • In a London club over ten years ago my friend John and I worried that Bowie had died after the DJ inexplicably played all of Aladdin Sane (the album not just the song). Absolute Beginners is also a song I associate with John, as I watched him perform a cracking version of it for Karaoke one New Year's Eve in an East End boozer. 
  • Let's Dance is forever associated with my friend Llyr, who completely owned the song once at Karaoke, despite being confused by an extra long version of the song that I have never heard before or since.
  • I bought Bowie at the Beeb in a record shop in Prague while on a wonderful holiday with a now ex-girlfriend. Every time I listen to it I think of that holiday. 
  • When two of my best friends Emma & Rob, got married to each other they played A New Career in a New Town as they signed the register. I always think of them when I listen to Low, and that song in particular.
  • Recently I bonded with one of the wonderful new friends I have made since moving to Sheffield by discussing our favourite Bowie tracks while we were supposed to be taking part in a pub quiz. I think our team did pretty well but it was no thanks to us.
These are some of the memories that have been going through my head today.

Top Ten Best DC Comics Characters

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Comics Should Be Good! have recently run a poll to find the Top 100 Marvel & DC Characters. Of course I voted. Like all superhero comic fans I'm insufferably arrogant and believe that I know better than every other fan, so I thought I'd present my own personal list.

This is the DC list. Check out my Marvel list here.

10. Green Arrow (Oliver Queen)


Where did Ollie come in CSBG's list? #10

Who was #10 in CSBG's list? Ollie!

Oliver Queen has often been referred to by fans as the "socialist" super-hero but his self reliant, libertarian views have always struck me as more right wing than left, albeit in a vague way. Ollie has typically clashed with characters who represent "the state", like Hawkman, the alien space-cop, and also the Guardians of the Universe, who have taken it upon themselves to police all of creation with their Green Lantern Corps. He always seems more concerned with what the individual can do to help the world, rather than what the government, or even his fellow Justice Leaguers, can do. While Ollie has modeled himself after Robin Hood, who stole from the rich and gave to the poor, it's worth remembering that Robin is often depicted in popular culture opposing excessive taxation. 

That said, I'm sure it's possible to argue that Ollie's anti-authoritarian leanings have more in common with the left if you were so inclined. I think the reason Ollie's politics are difficult to pin down are part of his appeal - he's a thoroughly complex, almost contradictory character. Despite this, his defining characteristics remain a social conscience, a fierce sense of justice, and of course an unparalleled skill with a bow and arrow.

9. Starman (Jack Knight)


Where did Jack come in CSBG's list? #42

Who was #9 in CSBG's list? Barbara Gordon

James Robinson's Starman is a masterpiece that creates a world of nostalgia, horror and wonder, filled with characters that are simultaneously both believable and fantastic. The series is seeped in DC Comics nostalgia yet also manages to feel fresh and relevant. And yet this amazing world just wouldn't have worked if it didn't have Jack Knight at it's centre. Jack is an avid collector of 20th Century antiques and kitsch, something it's hard not to identify with as a comics fan. He also has a difficult relationship with his father Ted, the original Starman. This relationship is the heart of the series and it sucks you in so much that by the end Jack feels like your best friend and Ted feels like your own dad. 

A fan who wished to experience the DC Universe for the first time could do a lot worse than immerse themselves in the world of Starman. It's a story of superheroes, horror, sci-fi, romance, wonder, nostalgia, and family.These things pretty much sum up what DC Comics is all about.

8. Sandman (Wesley Dodds)


Where did Wes come in CSBG's list? Not in the Top 100!

Who was #8 in CSBG's list? Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)

Before the late '80s Wesley Dodds was a Golden Age superhero best remembered for accidentally turning his sidekick into a sand-monster and then keeping him locked in a giant bell-jar for decades. When Neil Gaiman created his version of Sandman he threw in a one panel reference to Wes as a tip of the hat. Matt Wagner, Steven T. Seagle and artist Guy Davis ran with this reference and created Sandman Mystery Theatre. The series is set in New York in the 1930s. It's a crime thriller, and the tone is noir-ish and ugly. The crimes are brutal, the criminals are grotesque, the cops are racist, everything seems covered in a layer of grime and cigarette smoke, and WWII is an ever looming threat. Even Wesley himself is depicted as short, podgy, and owlish. 

Among the ugliness however is the relationship between Wes and his partner and lover, Dian Belmont. Wes and Dian together are quite simply beautiful. Their relationship is one of the most realistically depicted romantic relationships in comics. It has ups-and-downs, and doubts, and fears, and break-ups and make-ups, and that makes it all the more beautiful.  It's a true partnership and it's beauty contrasts with the world around it, and makes you want to stay in that ugly world with Wes and Dian a bit longer.

7. The Flash (Jay Garrick)



Where did Jay come in CSBG's list? #71

Who was #7 in CSBG's list? The Flash (Barry Allen)

James Robinson described Jay Garrick as "the everyman character that we all like, that we all want to be, want to hang out with. He's the likable guy, the one you care about." That sums up Jay, he's just a really nice bloke. He's warm, comforting, and reassuring, like if your favourite cardigan became a superhero. But that's not to say he's bland. After all, he's traditionally depicted as being active in WWII and he embodies the greatest generation more than any other super-hero, apart from Captain America. So, he's more like if your favourite cardigan became a superhero, liberated Europe, and then punched Hitler in the face at super speed.

6. Aquaman (Arthur Curry)



Where did Arthur come in CSBG's list? #11

Who was #6 in CSBG's list? The Flash (Wally West)

Aquaman is just one of those superheroes that people love to mock. He’s a perpetual pop culture punchline and it can be a bit disheartening if you happen to be a fan. There’s a lot of defences of the character on the internet that basically amount to “he’s so badass! He’s really strong!”, and while yes, he is a double-hard bastard (he once punched death in the face), I think there's more to the character than that. For example, unlike other heroes Aquaman is a world leader. If you upset him he won’t just send you to jail, he’ll invade your country. This means that Aquaman is usually involved in plenty of political intrigue, not to mention epic battles with other nation's armies. His tempestuous relationship with his wife Mera has made for lots of soap-opera, and his ancient, underwater home has been the setting for many mystical, fantasy tinged adventures. 

How many other superheroes can boast the potential for such diverse stories? There's no other super-hero quite like Aquaman, except maybe Marvel's Namor, and let's face it, Namor's a wanker.

5. Lois Lane


Where did Lois come in CSBG's list? #45

Who was #5 in CSBG's list? The Joker

Lois Lane is a human being in a Universe of super-gods.  She's ambitious, competitive, bloody minded, and a lousy speller. She's a gifted investigative journalist with a passion for justice, who hates bullies. She only ever writes the truth and will risk her life to get to it. She's worked twice as hard as her co-workers to get where she is. She's had military training from a father who wanted a son. Her cat is named Elroy.

It's only right that the most human character in the DC Universe should be the one, true love of a god-like alien who's so in love with the human race that he's dedicated his life to a never ending battle to defend it.

4. Lex Luthor

Where did Lex come in CSBG's list? #16

Who was #4 in CSBG's list? Wonder Woman

Lex Luthor manages to be the ultimate foe of the most powerful super being on the planet, despite having no superpowers of his own. He walks among other villains who can grow to giant-size, move at the speed of light or live forever, and yet they all defer to him and they all fear him.

Lex hates Superman, and a character completely driven by hate is easy to relate to. We all know what its like to feel resentment towards someone who is our superior in some way. As far as Lex is concerned, in a world without superheroes men like him would be the heroes. If he can just get rid of Superman then he'll get everything that he's due.

Lex hates Superman because he believes that everyone, deep down is as selfish and cruel as himself. Superman exposes Lex's world view as a lie. Superman, on the other hand, does what he does because he wants to inspire the best in the people of Earth. Lex displays only the worst humanity has to offer - greed, cruelty, hate. Lex is the one man who refuses to be inspired by Superman and so he exposes Superman's world view as a lie. 

They could never be anything other than perfect enemies. 

3. The Flash (Barry Allen) 


Where did Barry come in CSBG's list? #7

Who was #3 in CSBG's list? Dick Grayson

Barry Allen's super power isn't super speed. Well it is, blatantly, but that's not what makes him special. After all, any old Whizzer or Quicksilver can run fast. Barry's real power is imagination. Your average Joe gains the ability to run at light speed and he might go running across the planet, catching bullets and fighting crime. But Barry gets super speed and like a good scientist he thinks "What's next?" The incredible gift of super-speed leads to further wonders. Frictionless fabrics that fit in a ring and expand on contact with air, parallel worlds, time travel on a treadmill, complete molecular control of the body, and racing death itself.

Barry Allen has so much imagination that becoming the Fastest Man Alive was just the sound of the starter pistol.

2. Batman (Bruce Wayne) 



Where did Bruce come in CSBG's list? #1

Who was #2 in CSBG's list? Superman

Batman is the orphan who made himself into the ultimate Dad. It's no accident that Batman has acquired a family of Robins and Nightwings and Red Hoods and Batgirls and Spoilers and Bluebirds over the years. He may have begun as a wish fulfillment/revenge fantasy/Shadow rip-off, but as soon as Robin first joined him the final piece of the puzzle clicked into place. He's the cleverest guy in the world and the toughest guy in the world, just like all dads. He lives in a giant toy box and takes you with him in his car (the fastest car in the world of course) to beat up bullies. Then it's back to the toy box where Grandad the butler has made sandwiches. His best friend is not just a policeman, he's the boss of all the police. His other best friend is Superman! He's a moody sod but that just makes it mean all the more when you win his approval.

1. Superman (Clark Kent)


Where did Clark come in CSBG's list? #2

Who was #1 in CSBG's list? Batman

Everybody, at some point in their life, will experience power over others in some form or another. More often than not, even if our intentions are good, we will misuse or abuse that power, sometimes without even realising it. After all, power corrupts, right? 

Superman is a person who will never abuse his power over others. Superman embodies the belief that when given absolute power a man won’t be corrupted by it, but rather he’ll do everything he can to make the world a better place. It’s the belief that maybe we human beings aren’t such a bunch of scumbags after all. Superman is hope for the human race.

On top that he can fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes. Bullets bounce off him. He's super strong and super fast. His childhood friends live in the 31st Century and his dog has a cape. All his friends think he's a nerd but he knows he's secretly awesome.

He's the greatest fictional character of all time.

Has Superman fandom become a religion?

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I'm going to start this article by talking about my atheism, but please don't let that put you off. I promise there will be no smug Ricky Gervais memes, no patronising Dawkins quotes, and definitely no bloody "spaghetti monster"!

I was discussing my beliefs with a Christian friend a few years ago and she told me sympathetically that she found it sad that I didn't have anything to believe in. I explained that I didn't see it as a loss of anything. By accepting that there's probably nothing afterwards then surely the only reason to exist is to make life on Earth suck as little as possible, not just for yourself but for others too.

If there's no God then all we have is each other. Also, by not being tied to one religion a person is free to explore other religions and their texts, other cultures and philosophies. A person can learn so much more about humanity and morality, and can apply to his or her life the lessons that are relevant to his or her place in history. They can do the right thing, not because they are promised Heaven, or threatened with Hell, but because it's the right thing to do. (Okay, sorry, I think I saw that on a Gervais meme once, but just try not to picture his smug face when you read it.)

I'll admit, I don't always do the right thing, and I'm not currently pouring over the world's religious texts to learn how to make a paradise on Earth. I'm actually just sitting in my pants moaning on the Internet about atheism and Superman. But you know, the point is, there's no void in my beliefs, I have something to aspire to.

So what does this have to do with Superman?

Recently on Twitter, a prominent comics creator has been arguing with just about everybody else on the Internet over whether Superman should kill or not, and specifically whether the ending of the movie Man of Steel, where Superman kills General Zod, means that the movie features an "invalid" or "inauthentic" version of Superman. Other creators have backed up his views. As far as they're concerned the "real" Superman doesn't kill and any version that does should be considered an "Elseworld", I.e an inauthentic, alternative version of the character.

My own personal view? For the record, I too believe that, generally speaking Superman shouldn’t kill. (If you're interested, Greg Rucka’s Ruin arc in Adventures of Superman, from about ten years ago, puts forward the case for this view better than anything else I've ever read. I urge you to check it out, if only because it's a brilliant story.)

BUT...

There are exceptions!

In my opinion the death of Zod works in the context of the story that Man of Steel is telling. It is depicted as a heroic act that takes it's toll on Superman and it is made very clear that there is no other choice. Zod is depicted as such an enormous, unstoppable threat that chucking him back in the Phantom Zone would have felt like a cop out. Killing Zod is the difficult option for Superman, not the easy one, and the film makes that clear.

Another exception is the oft-cited, late '80s story by John Byrne where Superman kills Zod (what's he got against this guy any way?). Now let's be clear, that story is rubbish. However, it led to a bunch of other stories that were quite frankly amazing, as Superman learned to live with the consequences of his actions. I thoroughly recommend Superman: Exile as an example of this.

The point is while I generally believe that Superman shouldn’t kill, I'm flexible, because it's entertainment, it’s not the word of God.

Creators like the one mentioned above are obviously entitled to their opinions, and I respect their passion. But there's something about the vociferous way this creator insisted that Superman should never, ever kill under any circumstances that made me think that he found the idea blasphemous.

Which brings me to a different creator, one who has made very clear that he is a gigantic Superman fan. Tonight on Twitter this creator stated that he considers The Iron Giant to be the greatest Superman film because of the way the main character is inspired by the story of Superman to perform a heroic act. Of course, I have no problem with this, the creator can like whatever he wants. But I find it very interesting that he regards this film so highly based on it's depiction of what he calls "the moral influence" of Superman.

Superman's ability to inspire is by this point intrinsically tied to the character, there's no denying that. It's an aspect of the character that I myself love a great deal. But the aforementioned creator's reason for ranking The Iron Giant as the greatest Superman film is a good example of the importance that fans frequently place on this aspect of the character, above all other aspects it seems. We are, after all talking about a film that doesn't actually feature Superman here.

The emphasis on the "moral influence" of Superman seems very religious to me. It's great that Superman inspires people, he should inspire people, but when Marlon Brando's Jor-el said "They are a good people Kal-el, they wish to be, they lack only the light to show them the way" I doubt he actually wanted anyone to go knocking on doors spreading the good news about Krypton.

These creators' Tweets are fairly typical of a large number of online Superman fans in my experience. Dogmatic insistence that their interpretation of the character is the correct one and an emphasis on the inspirational aspect of the character above all else. Stuff like this is the reason I gave up Christianity and became an atheist, but it seems I've just turned my back on one Saviour only to have another one thrust upon me!

But just because it gets on my heathen tits, is it really that much of a problem if Superman fans are slightly more Evangelical than other fans? Perhaps not, although I do wonder what new fans of the character who started with Man of Steel think when they come online and see their favourite comics creators telling them that their Superman isn't the real one. And could the fetishisation of Superman's inspirational qualities also turn away new fans? After all, nobody likes getting preached at all the time.

I also wonder how all these fans and creators with such rigid, dogmatic views of the character will affect Superman creatively in the long run. If the consensus is that Superman can only be done one way, how can the character grow and evolve in order to survive another 75 years?

All this is unsubstantiated speculation on my part. This is mostly a personal bugbear of mine. Of course, it's not for me to dictate what is and isn't the correct way to be a Superman fan (even though that's kind of what I'm doing. I know, I'm a hypocrite.) But this kind of fandom is a particularly difficult one for me to get involved with, and it can make me feel a bit isolated from my fellow Super-fans. That's one thing that religion does give you - a sense of community!

All I know is, I love Superman, I'm inspired by Superman, but I don't want to worship Superman.

Doctor Who: Is Maisie Williams Playing Susan?

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The BBC have released the trailer for Doctor Who Series 9! It's already set me (and countless other fans) off on wild flights of fancy, trying to figure out what the series has in store for us. The biggest question posed by the trailer is, just who is Maisie Williams playing? The Doctor seems to know her and she seems to know him. They seem to have not seen each other for some time ("What took you so long, old man?"). Could this be The Doctor's granddaughter, Susan?

If this is the case, this is pretty huge!

As we saw in The Name of the Doctor (2013) Susan escaped from Gallifrey with her grandfather, The Doctor back when he first nicked his TARDIS. She was with him right at the start! Apart from The Name of The Doctor (where we only see the back of her head) she hasn't been seen properly in the TV series since she was abandoned by The First Doctor in future London following The Dalek Invasion of Earth (1964). Well, technically she turned up in The Five Doctors during the '80s, but she didn't really do much except fall over for no reason, so that doesn't count.

There was one blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment in the trailer that backs up the theory that Maisie Williams is Susan. If you look carefully during the trailer you can glimpse a grey Dalek with smaller lights on it's head...
The Dalek is blurry but what we can see of him looks very much like the Daleks seen in Dalek Invasion of Earth, Susan's last appearance!



Am I right? Probably not. After all, my Missy theory was way off. But it's fun to speculate. Can't wait for the 19th of September!

If you don't like Zack Snyder's Man of Steel you are WRONG!

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(This article is a compilation of some thoughts about Man of Steel that I've expressed previously on Twitter and on thisblog, combined with plenty of fresh thoughts that I haven't expressed online yet. If you're sick of me banging on about this film then I don't blame you at all, please feel free to skip this one.)



Before I start I have to apologise for the title of this article and put my hands up and admit, it's pure clickbait. A few years ago I wrote an article for this blog called If you don't like The Dark Knight Rises you are WRONG! and it got loads of views (relative to the rest of my blog). So I hope you'll forgive me for using the same kind of provocative title as a cheap ploy to get readers. Of course you're not actually wrong if you didn't like it, it's all subjective.

Man of Steel seems to be one of those polarising films that fans either love or hate. I loved it. Really LOVED it. What I'd like to do here is explain why I loved it so much, discuss some common criticisms of the film that seem to be quite prevalent online, and argue why I personally think they're bobbins.

The Cast

Henry Cavill is the best actor to play Superman since Christopher Reeve. Throughout the film, whenever he's interacting with anyone who isn't an adversary, Cavill radiates honesty and calm. You can totally believe that the people of Earth would trust him and feel safe with him, even though he's their first contact with alien life and they've seen first hand exactly how powerful he is. As well as this aura of calm and safety, Cavill conveys very subtly that he's the most powerful thing on the planet but he's in complete control of that strength. This is apparent not just in scenes specifically designed to convey this, such as the bit where he casually snaps his handcuffs in the interrogation room, but also in the way he stands and walks, particularly when he's in costume. It's a testament to his acting ability that in a film where he carries himself with a stoic strength for most of the time, he's also able to successfully and believably convey childlike glee when flying for the first time, uncontrollable rage after Zod threatens his mother, and of course utter despair at the conclusion of his battle with Zod.


Just as Cavill is the best Superman since Reeve, Amy Adams is the best Lois Lane since Margot Kidder. Adams' performance is beautifully subtle and toned down, which I imagine is no mean feat when you're playing a woman with zero tolerance for bullshit who's able to hold her own quite comfortably against a pissed off boss and military leaders both human and alien. Like Cavill she conveys a quiet strength, but one that allows people to underestimate her and walk straight into lines like:
"Look, let's get one thing straight, guys, okay? The only reason I'm here is because we're on Canadian soil and the appellate court overruled your injunction to keep me away. So, if we're done measuring dicks, can you have your people show me what you found?"
The chemistry between Henry Cavill and Amy Adams is a high point of the film for me. Like their individual performances, Cavill and Adams' interaction as Lois and Clark is a lot more dialled down and subtle than in previous versions of their story, but they're so good that a few flirty looks across the table of an interrogation room speak volumes. When they eventually share a kiss towards the end of the film this subtlety pays off and two hours of pent up passion is released. They're practically trembling as they kiss. Adams has a way of looking at Cavill that makes you believe she really knows this man she's just met, as she delivers beautiful lines such as "The only way you could disappear for good is to stop helping people altogether, and I sense that's not an option for you."


Michael Shannon's General Zod looks and acts like a Jack Kirby character come to life. Just like Cavill he's a huge, immovable wall of power all the way through the film. Unlike Cavill he's gloriously over the top, contrasting beautifully with Cavill's subtlety. Despite his wonderful scenery chewing ("I WILL FIND HIM!"), he also has moments of subtlety, particularly the regret he displays on his face on the two occasions in the film where he's forced to put an end to Jor-El. With a few facial expressions Shannon conveys the deep respect Zod has for Jor-El, and his sorrow at the necessity of killing him. It's the only time in the whole film that Zod expresses anything resembling compassion or doubt and Shannon keeps it low key enough so as not to take away from the relentless, unstoppable threat that Zod represents.

Like Shannon, Russell Crowe is over the top. He's locked firmly in noble-elder-actor-mode, but it's utterly appropriate for the part he's playing. Zod and Jor-El are playing out a grand space opera on a distant, doomed, planet. They need to be larger than life and as ostentatious as the CGI and lavish costumes that surround them. The subtler performances come later, when we reach Earth.


Kevin Costner gives a particularly nuanced Earth based performance for a particularly important character, Jonathan Kent. Costner has some difficult ideas to convey and he does it perfectly. One much maligned scene sees Jonathan chastising his young son for saving a bus load of kids. When asked by Clark if he should have let them die, Jonathan replies (to much fanboy anger) "Maybe." In my opinion Costner successfully conveys that these are not the words of a callous, selfish man but rather a man who is deeply afraid for his beloved son's safety and well being. As he utters that controversial word, "Maybe", his face tells us everything - he feels guilty for even saying it, but he lives in a world with no frame of reference for what his son can do and he doesn't know how to keep him safe. He doesn't have all the answers, he just wants to protect his son. As he later tells Clark, he and his wife are "doing the best we can and making this up as we go along." Costner's face tells us this long before that line is uttered.


Unique among superhero films

Given that we're not exactly starved of superhero films these days Man of Steel needed to stand out. This was arguably more true of Man of Steel than any other superhero franchise, since it would be attempting to escape the shadow of director Richard Donner and actor Christopher Reeve's iconic take on the character. Man of Steel's predecessor, Superman Returns reveled in the iconography of the Reeve films, and is generally considered a failure (although that's a discussion for another day). I imagine then that being as unique and distinctive as possible was a priority for Zack Snyder and his Warner Bros. bosses. In this respect they succeeded admirably. Man of Steel looks and feels like a version of Superman and his universe that we've never seen before.

Krypton is a large part of this. It looks truly alien. We're clearly looking at a futuristic, technologically advanced society, with lasers and spaceships etc, but the people wear grand robes and birdcage-like headdresses and their technology looks like pin art toys. When Jor-El tells his son the history of Krypton he does so using what looks like metallic propaganda posters mixed with a giant orrery. Krypton looks futuristic and archaic at the same time, like an advanced society who are too stuck in their ways to advance further.


On Earth we see a world with no frame of reference for superheroes whatsoever. In other superhero films, and other Superman films, putting on a cape and saving people seems like the logical choice for anyone who suddenly finds themselves with superpowers. Iron Man for example, ends with Tony Stark joking at a press conference that he's not a superhero, and everyone there knows exactly what he's talking about. In Captain America: The First Avenger, Cap is sold to the public as a hero through propaganda films and he's happily accepted by them. Indeed, if you woke up tomorrow in our "real" world with super powers, no doubt you'd briefly consider popping on some tights and punching a mugger. But the world of Man of Steel is a world where Action Comics #1 was never published. When people see a flying guy in a cape, they don't think "saviour!" they think "AAARGH! AN ALIEN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Cavill's Superman is his world's first ever superhero, and that's something we've truly never seen before.

The muted colour tones of the film also help it to stand out from other superhero movies. You may feel that such a visual style is inappropriate for the character, but I feel that it fits the tone of the story it's telling perfectly. It contributes to the cold, archaic look of Krypton. It also gives the scenes set on Earth the feeling of a metaphorical storm brewing. This storm could be the destruction rained down by Zod and his soldiers, or it could be the huge sea change for humanity brought about by Superman revealing himself.

This feeling of something huge brewing is also conveyed by Hans Zimmer's soundtrack. Scenes such as the ones between Zod and Jor-El at the start of the film are driven by Zimmer's music, gradually building up in the background towards something grand and terrible. Zimmer's beautiful and triumphant main theme is also worth a mention, as it manages to be just as iconic as John Williams' Superman theme, while remaining totally unique.

The film also finds new ways of telling the oft-told legend of Superman. The film begins not with Krypton's destruction but with Superman's birth, something we've never seen on screen before. We see more of Krypton than we ever have before and Jor-El is killed before the planet's destruction, leaving Lara to face the planet's doom alone. Before baby Kal-El's rocket lands we skip past the well trodden ground of his upbringing in Smallville (although we flash back to it later) to scenes of Clark Kent roaming America, searching for his place in life. Here we see echoes of Philip Wylie's novel, Gladiator, a book that is thought to have influenced Jerry Siegel & Joe Shuster when they created Superman. Wylie's hero wanders the Earth all his life without finding a purpose for his great powers. Clark on the other hand is lucky enough to find his destiny. Nevertheless, it's great to see Gladiator's possible influence reflected onscreen for a change.


The film also includes a plethora of nods and references to Superman comic books. Scenes and dialogue from such books as John Byrne's Man of Steel (1986), Mark Waid's Birthright (2003), Geoff Johns'Secret Origin (2008), and even Frank Miller's Dark Knight Returns (1986) are recreated on screen. Seeing such specific references to the source material is growing less and less unique among superhero movies, but it's certainly unique among Superman movies. Rather than being just self indulgent Easter Eggs, these scenes contribute to the beauty and iconic feel of the film.



Disaster Porn

One of the main complaints from fans & critics leveled towards Man of Steel has been regarding the level of destruction suffered by Smallville and Metropolis. Terri Schwartz on Zap2It described the destruction as a "big gaffe", adding "it seems somewhat surprising that a superhero who strives so hard to protect humans would be so careless about destroying a major city" and "the movie offered no resolution for how Metropolis would hope to recover." Comic book artist Ty Tempeton said "The orgy of death that is the last twenty minutes sickened me." One of the most passionate complaints about the destruction came from comic book writer and massive Superman fan, Mark Waid;
"Superman (makes) absolutely no effort to take the fight, like, ONE BLOCK AWAY INTO A CORNFIELD INSTEAD OF ON MAIN STREET. Still, saving people here and there, but certainly never going out of his way to do so, and mostly just trying not to get his ass kicked.... And then we got to The Battle of Metropolis, and I truly, genuinely started to feel nauseous at all the Disaster Porn. Minute after minute after endless minute of Some Giant Machine laying so much waste to Metropolis that it’s inconceivable that we weren't watching millions of people die in every single shot. And what’s Superman doing while all this is going on? He’s halfway around the world, fighting an identical machine but with no one around to be directly threatened, so it’s only slightly less noticeable that thousands of innocents per second are dying gruesomely on his watch. Seriously, back in Metropolis, entire skyscrapers are toppling in slo-mo and the city is a smoking, gray ruin for miles in every direction…but, you know, Superman buys the humans enough time to sacrifice many, many of their own lives to bomb the Giant Machine themselves and even makes it back to Metropolis in time to catch Lois from falling (again), so…yay?"
These are, for the most part, not complaints that I share. When people have argued that Superman is boring because he's too powerful fans generally argue that rather than answer this by scaling down Superman's powers, writers should dial up the threat he's facing. That's exactly what this film did. There's no doubt about how powerful Superman is in this film, but the bad guy's are even more powerful. There's more of them, they've got his powers and they're trained soldiers. Once the filmmakers made the decision to have Superman face a threat of such magnitude they had to allow that decision to guide the story down it's destined path. In order to emphasise that this was the fight of Superman's life, despite his great power, then I would argue that this gigantic level of destruction was necessary.


So why didn't Superman save more people? Why didn't he attempt to move the fight away from populated areas? Well Waid himself said it, he was "mostly trying not to get his ass kicked." How can the audience be convinced that the threat to Superman is real when he's got time to nip off and put out a bunch of fires, or even, as Waid put it "use his heat vision on the fly to disintegrate deadly falling debris after a sonic boom." To portray Superman as anything less than completely on the ropes would have been dishonest to the story that the filmmakers chose to tell. This is also true of Superman's decision to kill Zod at the end. After setting up Zod as such a humongous, ruthless, relentless menace throughout the film, to have him sent to the Phantom Zone, or locked in a super-prison would have felt dishonest to the story they were telling and couldn't have been anything other than an anti-climax.

Man of Steel screen writer David Goyer has also argued that the story that they had chosen to tell made the ending necessary.
"That exists entirely separately from what fans should or shouldn’t think of that character. You have to do what’s right for the story. In that instance, this was a Superman who had only been Superman for like, a week. He wasn’t Superman as we think of him in the DC Comics…or even in a world that conceived of Superman existing. He’d only flown for the first time a few days before that. He’d never fought anyone that had super powers before. And so he’s going up against a guy who’s not only super-powered, but has been training since birth to use those super powers, who exists as a superhuman killing machine, who has stated, ‘I will never stop until I destroy all of humanity.’ If you take Superman out of it, what’s the right way to tell that story? I think the right way to tell that story is if you take this powered alien who says, ‘You can have your race back, but you have to kill your adopted race,’ the moral, horrible situation to be in is to actually be forced to kill, not wanting to, the only other person from your race. Take Superman aside, I think that’s the right way to tell that story."

I can't help but admire the filmmaker's decision to be guided by the story they were telling rather than outside notions of how the character should behave. I do however, agree with Schwartz when she argues "the movie offered no resolution for how Metropolis would hope to recover." I understand that maybe from a pacing point of view the film had to end soon after the climax of Superman and Zod's battle. But after such massive destruction I felt that the film needed to demonstrate it's consequences. A quick scene of Superman and the people of Metropolis working together to rebuild, or perhaps TV pundits discussing the death toll and whether or not Superman is a hero or a menace would have gone a long way. I understand that these consequences are being touched upon in the sequel, Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, but a film must ultimately stand on its own merits. As it is, the battle is followed by a fairly comical scene between Superman and an army general, and Clark Kent's arrival at the Daily Planet building, which is intact and full of staff carrying on as normal. To brush over the consequences of such destruction is just as dishonest as it would have been if the filmmakers had chosen to undermine the threat of Zod by having Superman fly him out of harm's way, or imprison him at the end.

Yes, but is it Superman?

Many fans and comics creators have accused the film of featuring an inauthentic version of Superman. For example, Marvel writer Dan Slott has argued on Twitter that the version of Superman we see in Man of Steel is "not Superman. That's an Elseworlds. Superman inspires. It's who he is down to his core." He's also argued that the tone of the movie is wrong and that Man of Steel's Superman is "dark/grim/joyless" and that a truly authentic Superman should be similar in tone to the recent Supergirl TV series. I've argued before that I find such a dogmatic, almost religious view of characters such as Superman unnecessary, inappropriate, and potentially creatively limiting. It's actually quite worrying that such a famous comics creator has such a narrow, limiting view of one of comics' most prominent characters. But I would also argue with Slott's assertion that the Superman we see in Man of Steel is uninspiring, joyless, or hopeless, and that he goes against the "core" of the character.

Ask anybody, what does Superman stand for? They'll no doubt answer "Truth, justice, and the American way." The American way is generally considered to mean "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness...the idea that upward mobility is achievable by any American through hard work." These principles, particularly liberty, are running through the film like words through a stick of rock.

The people of Krypton are shown to have their fate decided at birth. They are born and bred to fill a specific role in society and have no choice in the matter. But Jor-El asks "What if a child dreamed of becoming something other than what society had intended? What if a child aspired to something greater?" By sending their child to Earth Jor-El and Lara have made their son free to find his own way, a freedom denied to them but available to the people of Earth, particularly the United States of America. Superman is even shown being free to search for his own destiny, in the Gladiator inspired scenes depicting his wanderings. Zod on the other hand is trapped in his role. As Zod puts it himself:
"I exist only to protect Krypton. That is the sole purpose for which I was born. And every action I take, no matter how violent or how cruel, is for the greater good of my people. And now... I have no people. My soul, that is what you have taken from me!"
The threat to Earth posed by Zod is one that has been directly created by Krypton's archaic, restrictive society. Earth's saviour, Superman has been created by Jor-El's dreams of liberty, his dreams of "the American Way."

Liberty and free will is something that is never taken from the humanity by Superman's presence, or by his actions. During the battle the people of Earth are just as integral a factor in Zod's defeat as Superman. Lois Lane discovers the means of stopping the world engine and Colonel Hardy and Professor Hamilton sacrifice their lives to carry out the plan. Rather than shown to be cowering, or running for their lives in the background, the citizens of Metropolis are helping each other. Specifically Perry White and Steve Lombard, almost die attempting to rescue Jenny Olsen. When the rescue attempt becomes hopeless they are willing to die rather than leave Jenny to meet her fate alone. Jonathan Kent and Clark himself fear that humanity will reject Clark if he reveals himself, but humanity rewards Clark's "leap of faith" in them by returning that faith towards him. Superman has always been about hope for humankind, and here we see the very best of humanity coming to the forefront during Earth's darkest hour. It's very inspiring stuff, but in a very different way to most superhero films, where humanity usually plays the part of passive witnesses to the heroes' greatness.


Jonathan Kent's death is a very important scene in regards to the film's attitude towards liberty. His demise is often derided as unnecessary; "Why didn't Clark use his powers to save him?" etc. In my view, Jonathan is willing to sacrifice his life to protect his son and Clark respects Jonathan's wishes. Clark does not undermine Jonathan's free will, at great personal cost to himself . If you disagree with this choice, well fine. But consider this. Every single version of Superman (comics, TV, film) makes this decision every time they/he puts on their/his costume. Superman could end war and poverty and famine by flying around the world, overthrowing governments, toppling dictators, and generally taking over the world. He doesn't, because he respects humanity's free will. People inevitably die because of his inaction, and I imagine it hurts Superman deeply to think of this. But were he to deny the people of Earth their freedom then he would be no better than Zod, and exactly the kind of threat Batman believes him to be in the sequel. In Man of Steel, Jonathan Kent taught Clark this lesson with his death.


Superman Returns caused some controversy when Perry White spoke the line "Does he still stand for truth, justice, all that stuff", almost as if the film was embarrassed to have Superman standing for the "American Way". There's no escaping the "American Way" in Man of Steel, the value of humanity's liberty is written throughout the very fabric of the film, and it's one of the reasons I love it.

Of course, there's there's the question of whether Superman's decision to kill Zod marks him out as an inauthentic vision, or as Slott put it an "Elseworld". Personally, I too believe that, generally speaking Superman shouldn’t kill. Greg Rucka’s Ruin arc in Adventures of Superman #625-648 (2004-2006) puts forward the case for this view better than anything else I've ever read. But, in this case I believe the story required this particular action and the important thing for me is that it wasn't presented as a case of the hero taking the easy way out. This was a case of the hero being forced to do the one thing he never wanted to do in order to save lives. It wasn't about anger, or punishment, or vengeance, it was about saving lives. And that made all the difference to me. If you believe that Superman should always be able to find an alternative to killing then fair enough, but I'm flexible if the story is right, and in this case I believe it was.


Conclusion

As far as I'm concerned Man of Steel is an amazing movie with a stellar cast that gives us a vision of Superman and his Universe that's genuinely new and unique. Quite a feat with a 75 year old icon. I also feel that it is a vision of Superman that, despite the destruction it depicts, is just as bright, hopeful, inspiring, and authentic as any version of Superman we've seen before. I eagerly await the sequel.


How to sing the Spider-Man theme tune backwards

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Marvel have just released the second trailer to Captain America: Civil War featuring none other than the Amazing Spider-Man!! I'm very excited, so in honour of this momentous occasion here's a tutorial on how to sing the Spider-Man theme tune backwards.

 

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Review / Initial Thoughts (CONTAINS SPOILERS)

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I saw Batman v Superman a few hours ago. I thought I'd jot down some initial thoughts before eventually writing a more thorough review at a later date. This article will contain SPOILERS!!! BEWARE!!!!

Ben Affleck is perfect. He's very much Frank Miller's Batman for most of the film, but the way Bruce Wayne is distracted by Diana Prince at Luthor's party, and his subsequent almost-flirty encounters with her bring to mind Grant Morrison's "hairy chested love god". The first time you see Batman is amazing. He's clinging to the upper corner of a dark room, looking like a proper monster. He's terrifying, but in a more visceral, less theatrical way than his Bat-predecessors.

Henry Cavill has to carry the weight of the world on his shoulders for most of the film, and so doesn't have much to do except look sad. Despite this there are moments when the quiet, dignified strength he brought to Superman in Man of Steel is evident, particularly in his scenes with Amy Adams' Lois Lane. The bathtub scene at the start is wonderful, and it's a shame there wasn't space in the film for more happy, quiet scenes like this featuring Cavill and Adams.

Amy Adams is brilliant as Lois Lane, which is lucky as Lois gets lots to do. Lois gets rescued a lot and at one point is used as bait, but she's far from the damsel in distress. She plays an integral role in getting the two warring heroes to join forces. Everyone has been discussing #WhoWillWin in a fight between Superman & Batman, and in the end Lois Lane won! This is very important as Lois is the most human character in the whole film and she demonstrates, as she did in Man of Steel that human beings aren't passive observers in this battle between gods, they have agency too.

In a film packed with memorable performances Jesse Eisenberg stands out. Lex Luthor's "hmmm"s and chuckles and tics all point to a man sitting on a seething cauldron of spite and rage, who's barely able to contain it. At one point Luthor is delivering a friendly speech about his own philanthropy and towards the end of it he begins to trail off as if distracted by his own hate. It's a fantastic performance.

Gal Gadot is absolutely spot-on as Wonder Woman. For me, the moment she truly nailed it was when she fell back while battling Doomsday and gave a smile that showed how delighted she was to be facing a worthy adversary. Having said that, I would have liked to have seen the compassionate side of Diana depicted alongside the warrior aspect of her personality. For example, I expected to see her comforting Lois after the final battle and was rather surprised when she didn't.

Jeremy Irons'Alfred lacks the depth of Michael Caine's Alfred, but that's more due to a lack of screen time rather than any faults in Irons' performance. He's still entertainingly grumpy, two words that also describe Laurence Fishburne's Perry White quite nicely too.

The story had a lot going for it. I loved seeing Luthor's machinations come together. I loved how the film depicts the consequences of a super-hero appearing in a world that has no frame of reference for the concept. I loved Bruce's predictable yet satisfying character arc - from a battle worn and cynical soldier to a man who no longer believes that his dream of being carried by Batman into the light is a lie. I loved how Clark, Bruce, and Lex were all struggling with the same problem - how to live by (and with) the lessons taught to them by their parents, particularly their fathers.  I loved how Clark and Bruce found common ground in their mothers.

The tone of the film is quite gloomy, but it's also very OTT and packed with melodrama, which I felt kept everything nice and entertaining and saved it from being too depressing.

The film does have a few big flaws but they're flaws that I find myself torn over. If I wear my 'objective critic' hat I have to acknowledge that the foreshadowing of future films - the parademon nightmare, the Flash's warning from the future, the secret footage of Barry Allen, Aquaman, and Victor & Silas Stone - are all completely unnecessary and actually spoil the flow and coherence of the film. Bruce's nightmare shows us that Bruce is scared of Superman's power, but we already knew that, there's no need for a big dream sequence. The Flash's warning means nothing to your average cinema-goer and is completely irrelevant to the plot. Wonder Woman viewing the camera footage actually cuts into a major action scene and feels completely out of place.

BUT!

I completely lost my shit when I saw Barry appearing before Bruce shouting "Am I too soon?" It was one of the most exciting experiences as a fan that I've ever had in the cinema. Likewise, the security camera footage put a big smile on my face. There was something about that shot of Ezra Miller buying milk while preventing a robbery that screamed "THIS IS BARRY ALLEN" at me. Glimpsing Aquaman swimming at super-speed through the water was genuinely thrilling. And as for the Parademon nightmare, Batman looked damn cool in that duster.

The fan side of me loved these scenes and I was left wanting more. But I also firmly believe that a film must be able to stand alone as a work in its own right. Objectively speaking, those scenes are irrelevant to the story that the film is telling, they're essentially adverts for films that haven't been made yet. I have to acknowledge that as much as I enjoyed those scenes, the film would be tighter, pacier and more coherent without them. There's a reason Marvel do most of their foreshadowing in the post-credit scenes,

In conclusion (or TL:DR)

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice contains a bit too much fanwank to stand as a truly great film in it's own right, however the cast are very strong, and the characters are spot-on. It's basically just the story of three guys trying to deal with the lessons their parents taught them, except with monsters, and explosions, and Wonder Woman.

I loved every gloomy, noisy, melodramatic, over the top, second of it.

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